Always wanted a crystal ball? If you have a webcam, you can go to this link (courtesy of my heinous “friend” Mandee) and age yourself.
Mandee posted her pic at 107. She’s wandered off to throw herself off of something high.
Me? No, I don’t have a webcam. Too bad.
Well, I tried it, all the way up to 107, which in my case will be in 2037. Everything looks a bit droopier, although I still seem to have all my hair. I really look pissed-off, though, probably because all my money has run out and I am living in a cardboard box under the Gardner expressway, with nothing to amuse me except the sound of falling concrete and the occasional SUV plunging through the holes.
Pass the Koolaid, please.
The good news is it looks like my competitive swimming career is going to peak on October 15, 2029.
Age 107 was a bit of a shocker, although the whole swimming thing caught me a bit off guard. It looks like all that time in the water is going to keep my skin fairly pristine, though.
Thanks for the scare.