Busy day today…from the NHL coming (maybe?) lockout, to the rights of a sperm donor, to sexsexsex. Must be Friday.
Join us for what will no doubt be a spirited talk, in so many ways.
CHCH Channel 11, 5:30
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Lorraine Sommerfeld began writing when she was about to turn 40, because it was cheaper than a red convertible. Her weekly column Drive, She Said, in the Globe & Mail, is a nod to those of us who tend to turn the key rather than pop the hood.Motherlode, in the Hamilton Spectator is a weekly peek at her harrowing life with two sons, two cats, a crumbling house and lot of laughter. Winner of an Erma Bombeck Humour Award, Sommerfeld's work has also appeared in magazines and wherever else someone has stolen it off the Internet. She is a frequent TV and radio guest, and a keynote speaker in a variety of forums that seek her witty repartee.
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If those poor NHL guys get locked out, they can always sell their sperm to make ends meet. Oh – ends meet – that just made a gross mental picture.
Just close your eyes and imagine the sound of Gary Bettman’s voice repeating “hackey lack-ahwt” over and over again, and you’ll be fine.
On second thought…Now how do I get that whiny sound out of my head?!
(the anti-robot hamster doesn’t know: it just murmurs “argurat” in sympathy…)