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He Never Says He Loves Me, And Won't Introduce Me To His Parents
Q: Dear Lorraine,
I love your column and advice. I have a bit of a kerfuffle...I've been with my boyfriend for 9 months now. Everything is pretty good (crap I sound like one of those clichés dear so and so... don't I...crap) except he never tells me how he feels I mean EVER. I am not a very
insecure person where I need to be coddled and told I'm loved all the time but from time to time it would be nice, we were in bed last month and I said "happy eight months" and that I was happy to be with him. He never said anything back. I said "you feel.... nothing"... He'll change the subject.
He never tells me he loves me or pays me any kind of compliment. but expects to be complimented and coddled all the time. I swear sometimes I think he is a man child. If I say one thing that hurts his feelings he won't talk to me at all. It is always about him. It is causing a lot of resentment on my part. I find myself easily angered and annoyed. I normally have a lot of patience and it takes a lot to get me mad - everyone who knows me knows this.
Also his parents do not know about me. I understand it is a cultural thing we both come from different backgrounds though I am Catholic and he's Hindu. My parents like him and wonder why he hasn't introduced me to his parents since he spends a lot of time at my place. He is 27 years old. He has a full time job and is looking for to buy a condo. I don't understand what he has to be scared of. I was already with someone whose parents were not happy he had a girlfriend and for whatever reason tried to stop us from seeing each other. It caused a lot of problems and we broke up. I always thought the parent thing would be a deal breaker. But I find myself in the same situation.I don't know what to do. I love him but I don't know if I can be with someone who can't tell me how they feel about me, and is too afraid to tell his parents about me. What are your thoughts... I need a second opinion... Thanks!
Signed, M
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A: Dear M,
Sweetie, you have several problems here and while it may seem they all lead back to Captain Fantastic (CF), they actually all lead back to you. Let's unbraid them.
After 9 months in an exclusive relationship with a man you share your bed and heart with, you would like to be appreciated, loved and valued. Out loud. Words. Words that he won't give you. While words of love don't cost anything, they hold great value, perhaps the greatest value we know. As the cost is apparently too great to him, there are two possibilities: he doesn't love you, in which case you need to leave him and go give your love to someone who reciprocates your feelings. Or he does love you, but enjoys withholding that love from you and watching you twist, in which case you need to leave him and go give your love to someone who reciprocates your feelings and isn't too mean to let you know.
From your letter, he seems capable of love. He seems to love himself a great deal. I'm presuming he is aware of how you feel, that you have had a conversation with him, adult to adult, and said "this is what I need in this relationship to be happy, to be fulfilled, to feel valued and confident". I don't call this 'coddled'. I call this forthright. People have different needs, but I've found that in general, most people are happier if they feel they are attractive to their partner, if that partner makes an effort to protect and nurture that relationship, and if they feel valued. Captain Fantastic seems to only have one side of that dialled in - he's getting all he needs from you, and he's getting it for very little cost.
Why is this your fault? Because you are accepting it.That resentment you mention? That's your understanding that this is wrong. Resentment is a very real emotion, yet another one you are stuffing down to be with this guy.
Moving right along...different cultures. This can split two ways. Many different cultures and religions can come together harmoniously. Genuine love and mutual respect often unite the most disparate families. I've seen it happen; as our world gets smaller and smaller, the chances of maintaining pre-historic 'tribes' are remote. I have watched this play out in my own family. It can be wrong to assume a family will reject you based on your faith or background.
It can also be right. Maybe CF knows damned well that his parents will freak out if he brings you home. Perhaps they have his future mapped out, and it doesn't include you. Maybe he's getting in all the fun he can before they lock him down and marry him off. You get one of two scenarios: he is ashamed of you - in which case, you need to move along and find someone who is proud of you. Or he is afraid of his parents, in which case you need to move along and find someone who is a grown up.
I would never suggest anyone dismiss their parents' feelings, or separate from their cultural underpinnings in a reckless manner. What I would say is that you haven't seen an inkling that this young man is prepared to support you in the face of adversity, or that his dealings with his family remotely resemble someone who is making adult decisions.
So how is the family issue your fault? You are allowing him to treat you with disrespect. Meeting the parents matters to you; it should. While I'm all for children loving their parents, you're stuck on the bottom of the teeter totter, with his family riding high - and I don't think it's going to go back up.
This is a long-winded version of this: you are not getting much out of this relationship. I doubt that will change. But going forward, you can at least know heading into another one to require open and frank communication. At nine months, love just shouldn't be this much work. This is the springtime of a relationship. What you're describing is the last dead period before the snow.
You're young. Go be happy. Love and be loved. Require it.
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Is the Kid Next Door Really Drowning?
Q: Hi Lorraine,
You have voiced your concern over all the recent drownings in Ontario and I share your concern.
We have new neighbours and the house has a pool. Their little boy has the habit of yelling "Help, I am drowning". When I rush over to the fence, he is sitting at the edge of the pool, laughing at me.
I realize that this is an attention getting scheme, but when I mentioned it to his mother, she told me to MYOB.
What do I do? I would hate if anything happened to him when I was there, but I am feeling like a fool for jumping up every time he cries wolf.
Signed, Wally
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A: Dear Wally,
First, let me say I am appalled, once again, by the morons who are allowed to reproduce.
Now then. You don't say how old the lad is, but if he's anywhere from 3 to about, oh I dunno, 20, I can safely say that after the third time you HAVEN'T come to the fence to witness his little drama, he'll quit. As for his mother? She'll never change. Too bad, too. Kid is in for a world of hurt if that's the example he has to lead him.
But for your peace of mind, please read this piece. Originally published by the U.S. Coast Guard, it's been linked and picked up virally, and it's really worth sending on. 'Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning' is important. It also should give you a few more tools in your kit for dealing with your Boy Who Cries Wolf.
It's also important for parents who think they can sit by the pool or the dock on the computer, with a book, or on the phone. You can't trust your ears: you are rarely likely to get an audio warning that someone is in trouble.
Now that these are your awesome new neighbours, all I can suggest is that if you ever see the kid unattended in the pool, call authorities. It's a crappy way to have to deal with people you must live with, but there are some things you can't let slide. You've done the right thing in addressing his mother. It's unfortunate that people can't appreciate something more neighbourly and caring than a visit from the police or Child Protection Services, but you've done your duty.
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Children - He's Getting Cold Feet After the Wedding!
Q: I wrote to you a few months back asking about the right time to have a baby. I appreciated your advise then and now I have a follow up question.
See, I thought my husband and I were on the same page. Before we got married, my husband got cold feet about the idea of having kids. He spoke with me about that, and knew I wanted kids. We talked about it, about what was more important. He eventually spoke about his doubts with family and friends and told me it was ok. He said growing up, he always thought he'd be a single parent and could just never picture a partner helping him with kids. With me he said, he could. So yes in 2 or 3 years we'd have kids. He's a nice honest man so I trust he believed this when he said it.
3 years into our marriage, we were not sure if we were ready for children. We have a good marriage and we wanted to make sure we were perfectly ready. That's when I emailed you. We still talked about kids. Casually. He would say how our kids would look like me. I'd tell him I wanted a girl that looked like him. Or we'd talk about how we'd still put each other first before kids. It was all "when we have kids...". The beginning of this year, we thought we'd start trying. I spoke with him and he never said anything, yes or no. I guess I must've been not watching other signs, because I took that as a yes. I even quit coffee and I don't know whether to smile or feel pathetic as I write that. We were going on vacation and I thought it would be a perfect time to start trying. But my doctor gave me some travel meds and suggested I wait until I was back and off the meds to try for a baby. I told my husband and he didn't say anything. That's when I figured something was wrong. I've asked him to talk to me about it, tell me what's bothering him. And he says he doesn't know if he wants kids. He's thinking about it, but he feels the idea of being a dad should make him instantly happy and it doesn't. So he questions it.
I can't and won't hold him to the fact that he said we'd have kids before we got married. People change and what they want changes. So after trying to talk to him about it a few times, I finally told him I would not bring up the topic again, but I would let him bring it up when he was ready. I don't want to feel like I nagged him into it. Nothing worse for a child than to feel unwanted. I had that happen to me as a child with my dad. My mom made up for it, but I always knew my dad hadn't wanted me. I don't want to put a child through that. My husband's too responsible to do it either. So now while we're happy, this thing is between us. I would like a baby with him. I think he'd be a wonderful patient loving responsible dad. But he has to want that too.
Recently we've had a spate of people around us, friends, colleagues, relatives, have babies. So its sort of hard to avoid. It makes me sad and I'm sure it makes him think. But I don't know what to do about it. I really dont want to bring the topic up again unless he brings it up, but I also don't want to resent him if we don't have children. I know I could be with him for the rest of our lives and be happy, but also know I will feel regret at having missed out. Its funny how a few months ago I wasn't sure I wanted to be a mom and now I really want it.
Signed, What Do I Do?
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A: Dear What Do I Do,
I remember your letter. You and your husband are in your late 20s, financially secure, and happily married. He was raised by unhappy parents. Let's start there. By all indications, you and your husband have a entirely different marriage then the one his parents have. But kids have a weird way of responding to discord in a family: they blame themselves. I'm wondering whether your husband, upon reflection, isn't thinking his parents might have been happier if they hadn't had kids. Maybe he thinks children - him - wrecked the marriage. Maybe he fears a child will wreck yours.
It is difficult, if not impossible, to have an open discussion about a topic when one of the participants has shut down. I worry that you feel unable to talk about something that is such a crucial part of your relationship. I agree that people grow and change and change their minds about things. But this issue is a central part of your marriage; the issue of having children- or not - is a central part of any marriage. I cringe when someone crashes into being married without discussing something this big. You did all the right things, had all the right conversations, and now feel not only cheated, but shut down. Your feelings are valid; so are his, but he doesn't get to gather up his thoughts on the topic and go home. This involves you. You are his wife.
I don't believe anyone should ever be talked into any major decision. I don't believe anyone should be tricked into major changes. I do, however, believe that there are times when someone should be strongly encouraged to seek out an independent third party for assistance. I think you might have a better chance of finding out what's going on with a referee in the room. A counsellor. And here's why I think you need to push him, even once, to consider it: whether you admit it to yourself now or not, if you stay silent, and the laws of inertia let your marriage chug along, and your husband never brings up the topic again, you will resent him. Every time another couple in your sphere produces another little hatchling, you will add a brick to the wall that will slowly come between you.
You discussed children before you were married, and came to an agreement. You discussed children after your were married, and were still in agreement. The very least you are owed is an explanation if that agreement is now being tossed out the window. Your feelings are just as valid as his. He must be as considerate of you as you are prepared to be of him.
This could actually be quite simple. Perhaps he is thinking a two year time frame, and you are thinking more immediate. Maybe in the past few months, your baby fever has heated up more than you realize. This is something that can be negotiated. It might be a question of 'when', not 'if'. But silence lends itself to invention, and if your imagination is filling it the spaces, your husband needs to speak up and take part in a very real conversation, with some very real decisions being made. Maybe he is thinking 'oh geez, I didn't know she wanted to get pregnant on Tuesday', not the more dramatic 'I never want to have kids'. Without a heart- to- heart, both of you are doing each other a disservice. Before one of you is doomed to heartbreak, I highly suggest a chat with a counsellor - someone who can rationally bring up the issues, and help you untangle them.
Good luck to you both. And if you want me to open up a blog post to hear from the men on this topic, just ask. I'm sure you'll read some valuable things.
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My 16-Year-Old Son is Lying, Having Sex and Out of Control. Help!
Q: I could really use another opinion on a matter involving my 16 year old son, Bill. Last fall he started to "hang around" with a 15 year old girl I will call Susan. He told me they were just friends. As time went on, I realized they were more then just friends but Bill denied it. Bill came home one day with his entire neck covered in hickies which he received at school. I don't mean one or two but the entire visible front of his neck. I told him it was inappropriate and I never wanted to see that again.
I was at an after hours school function involving my younger son and there was my son and Susan, draped all over each other, so he finally fessed up to being more than friends. Since then, I find he has become very secretive and we have caught him lying a number of times. I can't figure her family out, it appears the father is having mental health issues and is on some type of stress leave and the mother seems very rough around the edges (sorry don't mean to sound like a snob but she truly is). Bill has told some very odd tales from her home that have made me think of calling Children's Aid but I am also getting the 16 year old version of things.
Last week I found a used condom and an earring in Eric's bed, wedged down between the mattress, as I changed the sheets. Bill knows he is not allowed to have any girls over when parents are not home and he yet again is lying through his teeth about having sex with this girl. He insist the earring fell out of his pocket.
This week I had a call from the school telling me Bill and Susan had to be disciplined for inappropriate sexual touching. I am at the point where I no longer believe most of what he tells me and I believe he is turning into a pathological liar. I have placed him in counselling but it just started. Lorraine I know all teens lie to their parents at times and I know that young couples will be intimate. Bill never brings Susan to our home and we have asked him to do this in order to get to know her better. He says she is afraid of me.
I certainly don't like the person he has become since they got together. I know I can't keep them apart at school so telling him not to see her is beyond my normal control. I have debated calling her parents, who I really don't know at all, and informing them that our children are engaging in sex and I certainly don't want them becoming parents. Some friends said to stay out of it as long as I know he is using condoms (I have bought them for him) others say if is was their daughter they would want to know. I also don't know what to do about this lying as he does it all the time and shows absolutely no remorse and still won't admit it when he is caught red handed. I love my son but don't like him very much these days.
Thanks, Liz
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A: Dear Liz,
I'm going to answer your note with a blend of having teenage sons now, and remembering my own teenage years. It can really help to dredge up some honest memories.
We do ourselves no favours by asking questions we already know the answers to. Instead of 'how did this earring get in your bed?', turn it a little. You know it's hers; you're well past the 'you're not allowed to have sex' discussion, so instead get to the nut of what really matters to you. He is acting disrespectfully toward you, his little brother, and his girlfriend. If they were to be surprised by family coming home, he would be putting all of you in an awkward situation.'Please consider the impact your actions will have on others'.
I agree that lying to you is unacceptable, and I don't know a single teenager who doesn't do it. But if telling the truth will only get you punished every time, they're gonna lie. I am a big proponent of counsellors being on tap for teenagers, especially those who specialize with young people. But a counsellor should be viewed as a tool, a source of support, not as punishment. Your son should also know that his conversations with a counsellor will be private, unless he has expressed a desire to hurt himself or others. Let him use this place to vent and question safely. Everybody needs a runaway lane once in awhile.
But as much as I understand your concern over the sex, there is a far bigger issue at play here. If this young girl has the kind of turmoil in her family that you've alluded to, it is this that is forming the dynamic between her and your son. If her father is unable to parent or devote attention, she will look for that male attention elsewhere. She has found it in your son. At their ages, everything is pretty black and white, and they don't have the experience to put this relationship in a greater perspective: it is everything, because neither of them know they will look back and see it as a stop on the road to adulthood.
Your son sees himself as her protector, no doubt. Regardless of how good or bad her parents are (and you are right to understand you are getting these reports through his Sir Galahad prism), she has found male attention, support, direction and love in your son. If you, too, push back against her, he will protect her from you, as well. You've actually probably raised a pretty nice kid: hickies aside (and yeah, they're gross, but other kids think so too. That behaviour will peer pressure itself to a manageable level), she's no doubt drawn as much to his regular, stable family life as she is to the public displays of affection. Remember: she is searching for something that is missing.
The 'she's scared of you' is pretty common. It usually indicates a parent who is engaged in their kid's life, and takes the time to do things like visit the school, get a counsellor, buy condoms. An engaged parent pisses teenagers off, initially. But I'll tell you now: diss her to your own peril. It's pointless, and nobody wins. Her fear will present itself as anger or sass (geez, I sound a hundred years old), but don't forget the girl inside. And at 15, you bet she's still a girl.
I would try this. Tell 'Bill' he's obviously happy dating this young lady, and for that you're happy too. Initial shock made you overreact - he is your firstborn, this is all new to you too. You would like to include her in some family things, so that she can be a part of things and get to know all of you. You will not be encouraging their sexuality, but neither will you be pretending it doesn't exist. Ask if she'd come to dinner or lunch, and don't make it an interrogation. Talk about her interests, not her family. Relax. Compliment her tattoos and piercings, or whatever is going on, but don't make her feel she's on a witness stand. If her home situation really is bad, at some point this girl could probably use a kind, calm advocate. But don't expect her to sell her parents out, just keep silently hoping they get their sh*t together if indeed it is splintered at this time.
You're at a crappy crossroads; you can't give him free reign to run over the rest of the family, but you can't keep punishing him should he tell you the truth. Keep an eye on his younger brother through all of this - if you notice anything off, get him to a counsellor too. 'Bill' is getting to the driving age, and if you don't trust him, he won't be driving your vehicles. That's a flat out deal breaker. But if you can both make steps toward the middle (yes, we parents also screw up and must change), perhaps a family counsellor can bridge the remaining gap.
Oh, and do me one favour: don't toss around terms like 'pathological liar'. I know it is tempting, but it lends an extreme, possibly damaging tone to a situation that doesn't need any more pressure. That's a pretty severe, real diagnosis, and you and I aren't equipped to make it. I do understand your frustration; but your son is still there, he's just pushing back very hard against the person he knows won't abandon him: you.
Best of luck.
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What's Up With Women And Shoes?
Q: How many other husbands, partners, significant others are out there who, on the face of it may not appear to be paying much attention to what goes on in and around a household, until a new pair of shoes, purse, etc. makes a relatively low-key entrance?
For many years now, the number of pairs of shoes, or purses or any item for that matter that this woman has managed to accumulate is astounding. I swear that my wife has kept one of my sister's purse business going single-handedly these past few years.
Yesterday, wife is heading into Toronto to see a performance of Mamma Mia with two girlfriends. Before leaving, she politely parades in front of me, asking for an opinion of her appearance. First thing I notice? Shoes. Have I seen those before? Nope. OK, when did you get them? Oh, a year or so ago... I'm then asked if the jacket-thingy she is wearing is suitable. Yes, I say innocently enough. Well, I do have another one which may be more appropriate. She then models this blazer jacket thing. Again, have I seen this before? She's not too sure...
Other than animals, there are only two of us living in a four bedroom house. I firmly believe that if we were to gather up all her clothing and accessories, we could open a successful retail outlet.
Just how many shoes or purses, does a person need? And socks? Do not get me started. There are still, I'm led to believe, still items which have yet to see the light of day. I usually get the same response when I inquire. All women are like this. She states that she is not so bad. She has a friend who finds things she bought years ago, still tagged that she then donates to Value Village. Because my wife is not like this, I am to be considered fortunate -- she says.
So, are all women like this, Lorraine? Apparently my wife will accept your comments since she believes that you are a straight shooter.
However, there may be a slight bias; you are, first and foremost, a card-carrying member of the female clan.
Signed, Omemeeozzie
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A: Dear Omemeeozzie,
Let me start out by saying it is not fair to punish your wife for that which you are unable or unwilling to take note of. I will make a small wager than when she has stumbled over the threshold with several bags, and said "Wanna see what I got today?" you probably said "No. But I think we're out of celery seed."
This means she can put said loot away. I prefer to leave things strewn about the house, as they do a slow motion migration to where they belong. I also tend to shop the way enemy forces begin a war: a full out assault that leaves little left at the end. I go a couple times a year to replace the worn and weary, and I do it as fast as I can. Why do we end up with so many variations of a similar thing? It's psychological. If I own a small white cardigan that looks rather stunning on me, it is only normal that my eye will be drawn to similar small white cardigans in the future. And if I don't buy it, someone else will, and they will looking stunning in it instead of me. Can't have that.
I am unlike many women in that regard. I do not see shopping as therapeutic, fun or an adventure. Whenever possible, I wear jeans (usually owned by someone other than me), sweatshirts and slippers. When the situation requires more polish I wear jeans (owned by me), a jacket and boots. I haven't worn pantyhose since 1986. I am aware that many women still love to shop. I do not go with them, because I find malls loud and obnoxious with people driving on the wrong side, and those small little choochy shops in the core cost too much and sell clothing designed to make everyone look the same, which I can achieve by shopping at American Eagle for far less.
When it comes to shoes, however, all things change. Here's the secret about women and shoes: no matter what, we always wear the same size. That is the joy of shoes for a woman. Even on my fattest fat day, I can put on a pair of fabulous black pumps and I'm still a size 9. I can consider funky boots with a great heel, and imagine I'm not too old for those boots. I am, but I can imagine I'm not. We screw up with shoes, though. When you fall in love with a pair of fabulous shoes, and you know in your heart you can't really walk in them, but they look so awesome, you buy them. You keep them the box for a month or two, then you buy a pair nearly the same that aren't quite as high. So you have the pair you wanted, and the pair you can actually wear. The fact these shoes look almost the same means your wife has far more shoes than you realize.
You know how you can buy one of those all-in-one screwdrivers? With a little twist, you can change from a Robertson to a flathead or a Phillips? You know how that screwdriver, in theory, is pretty awesome? But in practice, you know in your heart you really need the right tool for the job, because all-in-one tools are always too lightweight for a real job?
Men buy shoes like women buy all-in-one screwdrivers.
Women buy shoes to make sure they have the right tool for the job.
I am being sexist. I actually have great tools, because I like to use them. And just like you can make do with that chintzy screwdriver when there is nothing else available, we can wear plain black pumps even though we know the navy and cream spectator pumps would look far better. And, do not get me started on beige shoes.
Men have dress up shoes they wear once a year. They have the shoes they wear every day, usually brown, and when they get too scruffy they buy another pair the same. And the old ones become the lawn cutting shoes, and the other lawn cutting shoes get moved to the garage for when it's too cold to run out to the garbage and you're in your slippers and you'll get yelled at for going outside in your slippers. And men have workboots, which everyone knows last for 42 years, or until you leave them in the back of your buddy's pickup by mistake and now he can't find them. But you just know he's taken them, because a pair of broken in workboots are worth their weight in gold.
Most men also buy a pair of sandals at some point, though no matter who you are, they look dorky. So you wait until you're finally old enough to not care how stupid you look, then you wear them anyway.
I do not get the whole handbag thing. I use one until it wears out, then I get another one the same. The only change I make is for travelling, because the airlines have instituted a rule that says 'one carryon, one handbag'. So my travel 'handbag' can hold a life raft, spare shoes, a cardigan, a first aid kit, a jumbo bag of cherry Nibs, a flashlight, 2 paperbacks, mints, tweezers, 4 different currencies, a water bottle, the remote to the TV at the last hotel I was at (don't ask), and a small yapping dog. If I wanted a small yapping dog. Which I do not.
The airlines shouldn't play games like this with me; they will lose.
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Warcraft Widow - Is This Serious?
Q: Hi Lorraine;
I love your advice on everything from kids to cars, I was hoping maybe you'd have an opinion about this one.
My husband's addicted to video games, especially online games. He usually plays 5 hours a night during the week, and 8-14 hours on weekend days. I also play a different game, usually a maximum of 2 hours a night during the week and maximum of 4 hours on weekend days.
He doesn't have any other hobbies, doesn't get out, see friends except once or twice a year (or when I drag him), exercise, read, anything. I am concerned that this isn't mature behaviour.
When we first started dating, I had my own baggage about gaming, so we fought about it fairly frequently. A couple of years into the relationship, I asked him "You'll have grown out of it by age 30 [3 years from then], right?" He said "Sure, of course," and yet here we are, 5 years later... And when I remind him about that conversation, he just says that he obviously changed his mind.
I realize there are worse addictions in the world (gambling, booze, pro hockey), but I don't feel this is acceptable either. It's not something a mature, responsible 30-something adult should do. How can I expect him to have an equal hand in raising our eventual children if he is, basically, obsessed with a juvenile activity? The only friends he really has now are 1 guy from childhood and my friends; everyone else is "virtual."
We have gone to a few therapy sessions together, however I don't think it's helping as it's (just barely) addressing the symptom, and not whatever deeper issues cause this addiction. I finally asked him last night if he even wanted to change, because I have a right to know if not; haven't got an answer back on that one yet.
Thanks for your advice...
Signed, Warcraft Widow
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A: Dear Widow,
You aren't going to like what I'm going to say, but I'm going to say it anyway. This is just as bad as booze or drugs or gambling. Addiction to these games triggers the same response mechanisms in the brain that are the 'rush' factors for addicts. Any kind of addicts.
You have a man who is playing up to 48 hours a week - a week - on a computer game. Almost a third of his life is spent here. When the other two thirds are work and sleeping, what are you married to?
I know a lot about Warcraft. It is in my house. My sons play it. I hate it. We have had battles for 2 years now - battles that have entailed cut computer time, imposed Warcraft bannings, and me ripping my hair out. The thing is, I can still ban my kids from playing it. I can still yank their computers (I disconnect the keyboard). I can still be the parent.
But what do you do when it is your partner? First, call this what it is: an addiction. If he won't address this with you, go to Al-Anon or a similar support group. You will not be alone. They will help you understand that you are living with an addict, and when you hear and recognize the patterns of addiction ("I don't have a problem" "You're overreacting" "At least I don't do drugs" "I can quit whenever I want"), you will start to understand your next steps.
I'll be blunt: don't have kids with this guy. You will be a single mother. He will not trade his computer for a kid. I can almost guarantee it. And the world doesn't need another child who is ignored by a selfish parent.
You need more than me for this. You can't make him see addiction counselling as a good thing unless he wants it. He seems to have no inclination to quit, or believe anything is wrong. "I've obviously changed my mind" is not something you can build a solid marriage and family on. Please see a therapist for yourself, or find an Al-Anon meeting in your town. Google it or check your phone book.
You deserve more in life than someone who has disappeared into another world and abandoned you. Don't wait for children to come along and hobble your abilities to make decisions that will affect you for the rest of your life. You deserve better; I'm sure your husband does too, but you can't force someone to change who doesn't want to.
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High School Options Are Overwhelming My Kid - And Me!
Q: Hi Lorraine;
I just spent last night going over the option sheet choices with my 15 year old son.
I can't believe the pressure that is put on these kids at such a young age. How can they be expected to know what they want to do with the rest of their lives and choose courses so that they will have all they need to apply to right university / college.
He is a smart kid carrying a 75 average with little effort but all he cares about right now is playing football and his next meal. He doesn't know what he wants to do and why should he?
The school website is telling them to choose wisely now because changes won't be made in the fall, but these Grade 11 marks are the ones going to the post secondary schools when they are applying in December of next year, only half way through Grade 12.
I'm trying to steer him to keep his options open but also want him to make his own decisions because at the end of the day it is his life and he has to deal with the consequences.
I've told him to take classes that he enjoys, but also try some new things because he could discover a passion for something that he never knew existed.
So, my question through all this mess is, with your boys in the same age group, do you get involved with their choices or do you leave them in control and sign off on what ever they decide?
Signed, What Are My Options?
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A: Dear Options,
We've lived this debate in my home for years now. And what I'm going to tell you is not in line with all the information being stuffed at you by the Powers That Be.
This causes young kids incredible stress. Suddenly getting to school every day, studying, hitting the mark, keeping fit and developing friendships isn't enough. Now they have to map out their entire lives. And I agree with you: People change so much, they're mapping out the lives of someone who they really don't know yet.
My oldest, Christopher, is doing a victory lap. If you're writing from within Ontario, you'll know they lopped off Grade 13 a few years back. It was to save money; but it has arguably caused many rifts for children heading off to university less mature and less prepared than ever before. Like your son, Christopher was all over the map interest-wise in grade 10. He too liked playing football and eating. We found that the restrictions on options (they have to take English, Math, history, geography, civics, careers and a few others) didn't leave many options each year, and while I wanted him to stay in French, he wanted phys ed or shop. If he'd had musical or artist talent, it would have further narrowed down his choices. Thank heavens those disciplines have eluded him.
He dumped French. He stuck with the basic math I insisted on, though it's one of his weaker subjects. He's a good writer with a gift for BS - wonder where he gets that from. In grade 10, he decided he wanted to pursue business. By grade 11, he was no longer sure. By grade 12, the stress was horrid, and I just looked at him and said "you can take another semester or year to figure this out". It was a release valve. He's back picking up some courses this year with his heart headed in a new direction - philosophy.
Statistics (I should link something here; they're everywhere, so Google away) indicate that something like more than 30% of first year university kids change their major after that first year. That tells me the figuring out they used to do in high school is now being done at university or college. Where it's conceivably costing tens of thousands of dollars. I know high school isn't free; but it's a hell of a lot cheaper for a kid to discover their direction there than in a huge, strange structure.
On a strictly observational level, I've found that girls seem more dialled in than boys at this point in their lives. Some of them need a little extra time. I think it's important that your son loves football. He's learning a lot there. He should probably start looking at a part time job this summer - I don't like students working endlessly, but a couple of shifts a week during the school year is good for self esteem, and exposure to the work world. (Taxes are a huge surprise to many.)
My youngest was probably even more stressed by the 'pick your life today' speech than his brother. The problem is that they throw all the options at all the kids all at once. He came home from that assembly thoroughly rattled. How did I step in?
We know our kids better than anyone. Can you picture him sitting behind a desk all day in a cubicle farm? Can you picture him speaking to large groups of people? Can you picture him with a job that has him travelling or on the road a lot? Does he like to work with his hands, is he artistic? Are sports his single biggest interest? Has he expressed curiosity in the work done by people you know, or by you? Rather than considering jobs, you need to be considering skills and interests. Many of them are transferable across many disciplines. A little imagination can open many doors.
Do a little research on your own. Look up predicted trends for long term work projections. With a rapidly aging population, many areas are going to see surges in required workers. Kids who prefer definite conclusions and precise answers might be thrilled to work with numbers and planning. Good math brain, but can't sit still for long? Lots of trades are going to be needing journeymen in the coming decades. Good critical thinker, likes a debate? Develop good communications skills - research and writing - and there are many fields (teacher, communications) that open up.
My youngest finally spit out that he wants to go into the trades. He's got a terrific mind for math, though the reading and writing has always been a struggle. He loves working with his hands, and our family is full of blue collar men (Grandpa was a bricklayer; his stepdad is a sheet metal journeyman). he watched his stepdad complete his apprenticeship, and knows what it takes. His high school has a two year program to get them started, and he applied and was accepted. I think it might have been the happiest day of his life when he walked in and showed me the acceptance. He'll take required science and math courses, and I've asked him to consider keeping his French. he grumbles; we'll duke it out later. His last two years of high school have a direction he is happy with. And you know what? If he changes his mind, that's fine with me.
We can only live each day as it comes. Talk to your son about his ups and downs, and let him know he's not alone. Most people have accepted that we will change jobs - and even careers - more and more. The days of 40 years with a company are over; let him know that's fine, and the best preparation is flexibility, curiosity and a belief in himself. I want my boys to be independent, productive and happy. If they can find their direction in school, great. If they need to look elsewhere, I'll support that decision too. The world's a big place - it's never a bad idea to see some of it before claiming your spot in it. Check out programs like Katimavik (http://www.katimavik.org/) in Canada.
Mostly? Let him know the school's framework is artificial. You should require him to work hard and keep an open mind, develop his interests and honour his obligations. Schools want students to succeed - they are there for guidance. But you know your son best. Encourage him to keep doors open, but none is slammed shut so tight it can't be hammered open with a semester of make up courses or some summer school. Your faith in him is probably the most important tool he has. After all that, I let my sons define their own programs.
And hey, I didn't know what I wanted to be when I grew up until I was 40.
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How Do You Know When It's Time to Have a Baby?
Q: Dear Lorraine;
How do I know I'm ready for a baby? We're both in our late 20s, own a car and a 2 bedroom condo. Our only debt is a mortgage. We're financially responsible and love and respect each other. We are not partyers, but homebodies. And we've been talking about kids. One day we think this would be awesome, to have this thing we've created out of love and to come home and love it and watch it grow and develop a sense of humour and talk and walk..well...and yes we know its a LOT of work. Everyone tells us that. We know.
The other side of us is scared...can we handle it? Its not just the folks who tell us how much hard work is involved in raising a child, but the idea that we may not know how to raise the child. I was raised with very little and a broken family but had a happy childhood with my mom. My husband was raised comparatively wealthier but says he doesn't remember his parents ever being happy. And he worries that may become us. I worry about that too.
I don't want to stop being a lover and a wife just to become a mother. We've asked other parents but most tell us either the very bad (don't, your life will end) or the sappy (I've wanted children since I was 5 and I made my Barbies sleep in little beds). We've researched online. But I thought I'd ask you. You seem have fun with your family. Your children seem well adjusted. And you always sound happy. How did you know you were ready to be a mom?
Signed, How Do You Know?
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A:Dear How Do You Know,
Interesting you should ask me this one. I know, I have two kids (18 & 15). But I never, ever imagined having kids growing up. I didn't want them. And it wasn't some dire family horror stories - I just pictured myself as a single lawyer with no kids. See how that worked out?
First, forget the horror stories. It serves no purpose, and people who do that should be smacked, if you ask me. You'd have to be living under a rock these days to not appreciate that yes, there can be complications with conceiving, delivering and raising a child. There can be complications crossing the street.
The fact you both are talking about this is good. Child as Leverage is never a good sign; both of you wanting the same thing is a wonderful way to approach this.
Practically speaking, when you have the time you don't have the money. And when you have the money, you don't have the time. That is the kid thing that trips most of us up. You are right to be considering this, medically speaking, at your age. Waiting until you're 40 can bring additional heartache as your body says 'what the hell are you doing? I was ready 20 years ago, and now I'm beat!'. Yes, women conceive and have children into their 40s. But the numbers work better in your favour at a younger age. Don't throw things at me. It's a fact.
So. You and your husband are solid. Having no debt and being settled in a home tells me you have similar values. This is probably the most important sign you can have a long and healthy relationship. How you handle and respect money is a big one. If you both agree, you're over a huge hurdle already. I'm glad you found each other. Truly. I wish more people would pay attention to this stuff.
Do you both work? Can you exist on one salary? Having a baby is one thing on paper, another in the execution. Talk about how you want to raise this little guppy. Can you afford one of you to take a break from their career arc if that's what you decide to do for a few years? Some women (and increasingly, more men) stay home with a child and are thrilled. Many find it suffocating. I had a company with my boys' father, and worked part time doing my work while they were young. We planned it that way; decide how much flexibility you have while the child is young.
When they start school, they get sick and you have to stay home with them. If one of you is a lawyer putting in 100+ hour weeks, something will have to give. If you have a job that gives you a lot of money but zero freedom, a rethink might be in order. When you have a child, you start to measure things other then by money.
Yes, you will be exhausted! I'm still exhausted! My kids nursed every two hours, around the clock, seemingly forever. Now, they just plow through 300 bucks worth of groceries a week. But it passes; every stage brings with it new joys, and new concerns. You're responsible for every moment of this little one's life; as they get more independent, you stress that you can't control every aspect any more. It's a learning curve for the child, and for you.
As for your in-laws: you can't know what's in any marriage unless you're one of the two people in it. I'm sorry your husband grew up in a miserable household. People stay together for many reasons, but obviously that 'for the kids' one can backfire. It sounds like your mom gave you a wonderful outlook, and great tools for being a responsible adult. All of these things work in your favour: you can go forward adopting the parts of your histories that were great, and correcting the ones that weren't. Your love and respect for one another will hold you in very good stead as parents.
You don't have to buy a child everything they want; you're better off not doing that, frankly. You don't have to outfit them in expensive clothes (they just barf on everything anyway). They don't need rep teams and 6 kinds of lessons to be happy. Two parents who love each other and are working in tandem to raise him is the best thing any kid could have. There will be challenges. I love my boys, and I happen to like them as well. But there are days...
It ain't all sunshine and roses. There are tears, and shouts, and worry. But watching them become independent of me is wonderful. You raise them with love and respect, you don't sweat the little things, and you trust your gut about their well-being. You talk to parents you see doing something right. You watch for warning signs, you advocate for your child while letting him fight his own battles, at every step. And you love them.
Sounds corny, and it can be. But if you love kids and want one, don't be scared. A stable loving home is the best gift you can give a child. Not money, not Baby Gap outfits, not private school. Love each other, pledge to support one another no matter what the future brings, and a child will test all this on a daily basis. If you're someone who can see the beauty in the small moments, and can get over spills on the new couch, and doing laundry in the middle of the night, go for it.
You can only live one day at a time. You only have to do it one day at a time.
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My 15-Year-Old is Smoking Drugs - What Do I Do?
Q: Dear Lorraine;
I was cleaning up, as usual, and my 15-year- old son's backpack was in his room, which is highly unusual in itself, and it smelled, which is normal. I opened up the front pocket and took out the typical baggie of juice that was once cucumbers. There was still an odour that I didn't recognize and I opened another pocket and found something that made my stomach flip.
I didn't really know what it was, but I did recognize that it was bad. After a bit of research I discovered that it was a "bong" and is used to smoke pot.
My son is a great kid, does what he is asked, plays a ton of sports and does well in school. This has completely thrown me for a loop. I panicked, took it and hid it. He took his backpack and went off to school the next day and since he has gone to his dad's for a few days, there has been nothing mentioned.
Now I know I have to deal with this but I am at a total loss about what to do. I'm open to any and all suggestions.
Signed, How Do I Start This Conversation?
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A:Dear Conversation Starter,
Don't freak out. I mean it. Do not freak out.
He knows you found it. That fact is now hanging over his head like a guillotine. If he is close to his father, and the two of you are still a team for parenting, you need to first talk with Dad. If Dad is a freaker, wait until your son has returned home to you.
It may be little comfort, but your son is doing what most kids do. I was at a football game the other day, and was speaking with a bunch of other parents. Turns out my 15-year-old is one of only about 5 kids who aren't smoking dope in a particular class of his. And don't think that makes me jump up and down with joy; it means it's right there, totally accessible, and the numbers aren't in our favour. I've been talking about drugs and booze and sex with my boys since they were old enough to cringe and clap their hands over their ears. You need to be having this conversation on an ongoing basis.
What he may have thought was unthinkable a year ago - or even 2 months ago - can change in a heartbeat. It's a fluid discussion, not a one hit wonder where you check it off your list and move on. Involved parents - the kind who speak openly and honestly without freaking out - have the very best chance of assisting their kids in making good decisions. Note I didn't say keeping kids out of trouble; it's their job to get into trouble. It's our job to help them steer the ship when the water gets rough.
You need to see what's behind his decision. "Everyone's doing it" means he needs some coping tools for peer pressure. If it's deeper than that - if he's upset, troubled, confused, angry - I urge you to get him to a counsellor who specializes in teens. Respect the fact your son is becoming a complex individual, and there are aspects of him you do not know. That's hard to hear, but it's the truth. I pretty much play the 'my house, my rules' card, but I also respect my sons enough to consider their thoughts and respect their opinions. You need to listen to him as much as you need to talk to him.
Here's the thing: he's smoking drugs, and that's not acceptable in your home. He's blowing out brain cells he hasn't even acquired yet, and he's putting his own health and safety at risk. My biggest concern these days with pot (and most stuff) is that you don't know what's in it. It has higher concentrations of THC than it did when we were mucking about in high school. With a full blown recession on, drugs are cheaper. And they're everywhere. Parents who don't believe their kids can easily get their hands on anything are kidding themselves. But the thing is, you can't remove every temptation from your child; you have to give them the tools to decide how to handle it.
The fact he's involved in sports is a big deal. You can't be high and play well. When you choose to talk to him - and don't jump him when he walks in the door - stay very calm. Tell him you need to talk about what's going on. Tell him the discussion is not a choice, but how he handles it, is. He will be more forthcoming if you are calm. If you lash out, he'll get defensive and nothing will be accomplished.
"I found the bong. We need to talk," you'll say.
"No we don't. Leave me alone." I guarantee he will say.
"I love you too much to leave you alone. Siddown."
He needs clear boundaries in place, from you, and reinforced at his Dad's. Same rules. I'm hoping you and his Dad can work as a team. It's important.
You don't want him smoking drugs, or cigarettes. It's not only habit forming and dangerous, it clouds judgment and can result in some really stupid decisions. Sober kids rarely kick over headstones, graffiti buildings, or throw fireworks at the police station.
You don't want him drinking.
That said, you also want him to make sure he never compounds one bad decision with a second one. If he is unable to get home safely, he is to call you. Regardless of the time, the situation or the company. If he is in over his head, he is not to get into a car with anyone impaired, ever. He is to call.
You will not yell at him. You will come and get him.
It will be discussed the next day. He will not be punished for doing what you have told him to do.
If a bad decision if followed by a smart one, you will work with him. He has to know you are on his side.
Peer pressure is immense. But remind him that he is a peer too, and playing sports and getting good grades are examples as well. "I've got a game tomorrow" is a great escape.
Because my father died with lungs full of asbestos, I am defiant about smoking. I told my sons when they were really young I would make them a deal. If they reached their 20th birthday and hadn't smoked (anything), I would give them $1,000. Cash. We are not rich. Not even close. I have a nose like a bloodhound, and they know it. If I smell smoke (or find pot or smokes), thousand bucks, gone. But it got better. My sister said she'd join in. So did my other sister. And their Dad. All told, each kid stands to get $3,000 on their 20th birthday, no strings. It is a flat out bribe. But when one of their friends offers them something, they laugh and say no way are they jeopardizing 3 grand. They can blame me.
I've also told my sons if they are picked up by the police and tossed in jail, they will stay there until morning. They know the house rules, they know society's rules, and they know if they follow someone else into trouble, they are being stupid. And stupid costs.
It sounds like you have a great kid. Tell him the trust you have in him is very important to you, and you don't want it compromised. But if his behaviour forces you to, you will yank your trust. And rebuilding takes an awful long time.
Meet this head on, calmly. Don't read more into it than there is, and don't transfer your own baggage onto it. Be honest about your concerns as well as your expectations. You don't pound a gnat with a hammer, but you also don't leave him to struggle on his own. As a parent, you guide him, but ultimately he will be responsible for his own decisions.
Just tell him he has an ally in making those decisions.
Best of luck. There are a lot of us dealing with the same things.
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Please Tell Me I'm Not a Nag!
Q: Dear Lorraine;
Hi Lorraine, my husband is a nice guy. A regular decent nice guy. But sometimes he is just a guy. He's recently started working evenings, something he never had to do before. So he leaves his office at 10:30 at night and gets home at 11 or after. We live in a rough neigbourhood. Being a nice guy, he always calls me when he's leaving work so I know what time to expect him.
Last night he didn't call. Being a creature of habit, this was weird for him. And I was completely stressed out. Best case scenario I could imagine, he forgot...which is annoying, but whatever. Worst case scenarios are too scary to imagine especially in our neighbourhood. So when he got home, much after 11, I asked him why he didn't call and that I was worried. He apologized in a very casual dismissive flippant way. Now it's a woman thing, but it wasn't what he said, it was how he said it. So I told him how scared I was imagining the worst. And he apologized again, this time, in that "she's nagging me, get over it" tone. I didn't say anything, and we both went to sleep angry. Something we've never done before.
In the morning, we were very polite and then he asked me why. So I told him, and he apologized a third time, very rudely. I started crying, I told him, I wasn't repeating myself to get repeated rude apologies. I had just wanted him to acknowledge that my fear was genuine instead of offering me a flippant apology like a "sorry I farted" kind of apology. My husband does this often as I'm sure most guys do.
I don't want to make a big deal of these things. They are minor things but they add up. Any advice on how I can get my husband to understand my concerns, to get him to respect those concerns even if he doesn't "get" them without coming across as a nag?
Don't Want to be a Nag
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A:Dear Not a Nag,
See how I did that? I already validated your concerns. Which is what your husband should have done. Fortunately for you, I am fluently bilingual. I speak English and Guy. I can also swear in German, but that doesn't matter right now.
Men and women are wired differently. That's not a bad thing in a lot of ways, but when it comes to words, more fights start - and are prolonged - and it's usually so avoidable. We talk the way we dress; men put on a pair of pants and shirt and say 'ready'. Women try on that dress, these pants, iron that blouse, go looking for the right bra, dig through the closet for different shoes, swear when the skirt won't fit and hold up 6 different earrings. And then say 'I'm not sure. What do you think?'
Most men say something once and presume that should do it. Many women (and I am one of them) say something as if I'm trying on a dozen different outfits. And I expect the man I'm saying it to to hear each rendition, reply back and make a thing called a conversation. Men have their finger poised over the mute button wondering if they can unleash the grunting from UFC and not piss you off.
I would love to tell your husband he's a lucky guy. Your questions were based on fear for his personal safety, not jealousy wondering if he was in another's bed. In which case he should then be worried for his personal safety.
Here's the thing: he always calls. And he always calls because it's important to him that you care enough to be waiting for his call. It's nice to be cared for, and he likes it.
The other night, he forgot to call. One night. I dunno why. Maybe someone stuck their head in his office or workspace and they debated whether the Coyotes are coming to Hamilton or not. Maybe when he shut down his computer, it choked and he had to spend an extra 5 minutes rebooting it first. Maybe he got all the way down and realized he'd forgotten his keys and had to go back up. We do things by rote. And when the things we do automatically get derailed, even by something small, the repercussions go down the line. Ever forget to set the alarm? It's like that morning. You need to keep in perspective this is a *single* time.
I think your husband doesn't fight well because he doesn't like to fight. He's probably a champion at not confronting people, which is probably why he's a nice guy. He doesn't punch random people in the supermarket or tell your mother she's a bitch. This is a nice quality in a husband.
But he's married now, and you are going to have to set up some boundaries where both of you can safely express concern, or hurt, or simply have a difference of opinion. It's okay. It's healthy. Tell him if he would prefer you only say something once, that all he has to do is respond. Tell him girl-hearing makes up things when it's not filled with a response.
You: "Can you put the load into the dryer for me, please?"
Him: "Give me a minute, but I'll change the load, no problem."
Men will file away the request, intending to do it, but not verbally respond. When they ignore us, we try on a different version.
"Did you flip the laundry?"
"Did you do the dryer yet?"
"Didn't you hear me ask you to switch loads?"
"Do I have to do everything around here?"
Men: It's like Nike, guys. Just Do It. Acknowledge what we said, and we'll shut up. And if we start babbling about that slut at work, be glad we have friends to call so you don't have to hear it.
Still Men: If you've screwed up or forgotten something, just say so. "I meant to call, sorry. I didn't mean to worry you." At which point, ladies, drop it.
There is nothing weak in admitting you've forgotten something or screwed up, Accepting responsibility for yourself is underrated, but one of the most appealing traits in a person of either gender.
If this doesn't help, call me back and I'll teach you how to swear in German.
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Oh, No - Is My Son's 14-Year-Old Girlfriend Pregnant?
Q: Dear Lorraine;
My 15 year old son has been seeing a girl, 14, who lives two hours away, so naturally they don't spend the usual amount of boyfriend/girlfriend time together. We try to be accommodating but have let him know we are not spending all of our free time chauffeuring him around to see her. So far we seem to have a reasonable balance and he has been mature dealing with the times we say no.
The other day he told me she was "late". Naturally I was in shock as I really thought he had not reached that stage yet. I have always promised myself that I would not treat these relationships the way my mother, bless her Catholic heart, did, in making it something dirty and horrible. We discussed the use of condoms and he said they did it once without, thus the scare. I used this point to make my discussion about safe sex, implications of a baby, all the usual things. When trying to find out more about what his girlfriend was experiencing, such as how late was she, did she do a test, my son had no idea.
I plan on having a chat with the young lady, who always appears well behaved and polite, about this ordeal. My son told me he was her third partner, which I find very scary for a 14 year old girl. Aside from my chat with her, should I tell her mother? She has had dinner with us in an effort for us to get to know each other as our children date. She is always very polite and friendly, but I find her rather odd, she has a number of children with all different fathers and appears to have a passive/aggressive streak. She is not a welfare mom by any means, runs her own business and is in her late 50's.
I told my son I could not support this relationship any more as I think it has gone beyond what they are ready to handle. He stated he was going to end it but now he wants to see her for a day as it is her birthday. I asked about the breaking up and he said he can't do it on her birthday. I sense he wants to break up with her but is hesitating so as not hurt her feelings.
For the record, I am not a permissive mother who let's her kids do anything they want. As I had such a strained relationship with my strict parents I want to avoid the same with my children. I realize I could hit the ceiling and hands down say no way are you seeing this girl. I am learning as I parent my teens that the black and white world of kids is gone and, over time, I have to learn to let them find their own way. I hope the fact that he could come and talk to me about all this is a sign that I am
accomplishing that, as I had to force him to tell his father (we are divorced).
I know you have two teen boys and would appreciate any thoughts or advise on this matter.
Thank you..
Annie
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A:Dear Annie,
The good news is that you have a son who can talk to you. The bad news is, like many of us, you weren't asking the right questions.
Call me cynical, but I figure any time a boy and a girl are alone together, they're probably doing something they wouldn't do in front of their parents. Heck, any time any gender of teens are together, that's probably true. And I adore my kids, and generally enjoy most teenagers as company immensely.
But we need to talk plainly about sex, birth control, drugs, and booze before they're faced with it. Years before. And unlike many 'experts', I refuse to vilify male teens as overly aggressive; in a relationship without a huge age disparity, the girls are just as likely, if not more, to expedite sexual behaviour. It would do a lot of mothers good to remember, honestly, how 14 and 15 felt, and the importance that boys and relationships played in our lives.
Back to your dilemma: I'll be honest. This isn't about whether he can see her any more or not, or whether you support this relationship anymore. This is about whether or not the girl is pregnant. All discussion stems from this. A teenage girl being 'late' getting her period is pretty normal. If she hasn't had her period by the time you read this, she needs to take a pregnancy test or see her doctor.
If she is pregnant, and she decides to keep the baby, your son is responsible for that child. If she is pregnant, and she decides to terminate the pregnancy, or give the child up for adoption, your son's actions have produced results that will have a lifelong impact on both himself, and this girl. These are all pretty heavy duty concerns.
Your next steps must be taken carefully, but they must be taken. Tell your son the biggest concern right this second is her health. I also have concerns for your son's health. If she's had multiple partners, and doesn't use protection (by the way, 'we did it once without a condom' - total BS. They haven't been using condoms. Sorry.), he also needs to see a doctor for a full STD screening. There are several STDs running rampant, especially among teens, and your son needs to see his doctor.
I'm sitting here debating about talking to her mother. Part of me is imagining your son's meltdown if you do that, but a larger part of me is considering that IF this is just a scare, but her mother finally realizes what her daughter has been up to, this young girl can be put promptly on a path to better medical considerations about being sexual active (yearly paps, how to avoid unwanted pregnancy, how to protect against STDs). I can make a thousand assumptions about why a girl of 14 (or younger) is sexually active, but many would be useless and many would be wrong. We see children; biology sees sexual beings.
This girl has spent time in your home. You know her. I would call her. I would say "Honey, we have a very big issue here, and we need to start making some decisions. I will come out there to take you to a doctor's appointment, but I would prefer you had a talk with your mother. Tell me which option you would like to choose."
Anyone can buy a home pregnancy test. You could know by the end of the day the answer to the question which drives the rest of this conversation. I'd make that call. I'd give her the option to talk to her mother before you do, but I'd only let her have it for the day. Time is an essential part of this equation.
Now, a side note to you, Mom. Do not blow up. Blow up later, if you like, but not now. Do not judge this girl's mother - your son isn't dating her. I didn't think you were a permissive mother for a second reading your letter. Your qualifier wasn't necessary. We all do the best we can under the circumstances and we all screw up. We also produce some amazing kids, and many of them become amazing because of how they recover from their mistakes. See? It's not that they don't make them - it's how they fix them.
You might end up being the only calm person in the room if this thing goes sideways. But be that person. If, if, if this girl is pregnant, she's carrying your grandchild. Oh, and these 'biological sexual beings'? They revert right back to being children when they get scared. And this is scaring them. Badly.
Emotionally, your son is going to need considerations as well. A pregnancy scare is enough to bust up most young teenage couples. And providing it's proven to be a scare, hopefully all will learn something and go forward better prepared. But if she is pregnant, regardless of whether they're a couple or not, he has responsibilities. Because of his age, those become your responsibilities, too.
Your son brought you this problem because he needs your help. He's not going to like all the ways you go about solving it, but remember that he brought it to you so you could use your wider experience and wisdom to solve it. Don't blame this girl; the two of them are in this together. He's trying to be kind (which is a nice reflection of how he was raised, don't you think?), and you need to allow him that.
Now, it's time to insert yourself into this problem as calmly, and as sanely, as possible.
It's not the end of the world; it only seems that way.
Best of luck.
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